Found an amusing oft-forwarded letter to a "religious expert" and thought I'd post it. Mainly because I can't really think of what else to do with it, lol. I was entertained, and I hope you are too.
Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can.
When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear prescription glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
they walk on earth
let a theory posed to me by some of my friends beliefs hear me out till the end please I'm not stating that this is my truth or believe I'm just posing a theory that has glorified by my friends
let that the gods and goddess of old time walk the earth living there live just like us doing house work like you you and me but why would they, many would say then i pose a question how many gods are still worshiped today.
Celtic gods are most famous but there are others ones long lost into space of time then this is where my theory comes into play what if they didn't just stop existing what if when lost there fallows they the great amount of power they had
by losing that they had lost place in heavens they could play part of gods so they cast them selves to earth as children to be born to raised by those people who once worship them to die and be reborn till they where needed and those who's mortal children they bore or seed they carried those children carried the powers of there blood along with memories of godhood that they never knew these theories can explain a lot like those who claim to be gods but no way to prove it what if there fore fathers was one of these fallen gods what if he remembers the memories of godhood but passed on No powers and those who power what if they are last breed of godhood a weak power that is them because if god lost his power where would it go to some stronger and no memory because they did receive that as a dominate Gean like who have and power where weak like fore fathers with out followers
these are theories made by belief of others that there are gods
but if where why till now have they not said a word
let that the gods and goddess of old time walk the earth living there live just like us doing house work like you you and me but why would they, many would say then i pose a question how many gods are still worshiped today.
Celtic gods are most famous but there are others ones long lost into space of time then this is where my theory comes into play what if they didn't just stop existing what if when lost there fallows they the great amount of power they had
by losing that they had lost place in heavens they could play part of gods so they cast them selves to earth as children to be born to raised by those people who once worship them to die and be reborn till they where needed and those who's mortal children they bore or seed they carried those children carried the powers of there blood along with memories of godhood that they never knew these theories can explain a lot like those who claim to be gods but no way to prove it what if there fore fathers was one of these fallen gods what if he remembers the memories of godhood but passed on No powers and those who power what if they are last breed of godhood a weak power that is them because if god lost his power where would it go to some stronger and no memory because they did receive that as a dominate Gean like who have and power where weak like fore fathers with out followers
these are theories made by belief of others that there are gods
but if where why till now have they not said a word
they walk on earth
let a theory posed to me by some of my friends beliefs hear me out till the end please I'm not stating that this is my truth or believe I'm just posing a theory that has glorified by my friends
let that the gods and goddess of old time walk the earth living there live just like us doing house work like you you and me but why would they, many would say then i pose a question how many gods are still worshiped today.
Celtic gods are most famous but there are others ones long lost into space of time then this is where my theory comes into play what if they didn't just stop existing what if when lost there fallows they the great amount of power they had
by losing that they had lost place in heavens they could play part of gods so they cast them selves to earth as children to be born to raised by those people who once worship them to die and be reborn till they where needed and those who's mortal children they bore or seed they carried those children carried the powers of there blood along with memories of godhood that they never knew these theories can explain a lot like those who claim to be gods but no way to prove it what if there fore fathers was one of these fallen gods what if he remembers the memories of godhood but passed on No powers and those who power what if they are last breed of godhood a weak power that is them because if god lost his power where would it go to some stronger and no memory because they did receive that as a dominate Gean like who have and power where weak like fore fathers with out followers
these are theories made by belief of others that there are gods
but if where why till now have they not said a word
let that the gods and goddess of old time walk the earth living there live just like us doing house work like you you and me but why would they, many would say then i pose a question how many gods are still worshiped today.
Celtic gods are most famous but there are others ones long lost into space of time then this is where my theory comes into play what if they didn't just stop existing what if when lost there fallows they the great amount of power they had
by losing that they had lost place in heavens they could play part of gods so they cast them selves to earth as children to be born to raised by those people who once worship them to die and be reborn till they where needed and those who's mortal children they bore or seed they carried those children carried the powers of there blood along with memories of godhood that they never knew these theories can explain a lot like those who claim to be gods but no way to prove it what if there fore fathers was one of these fallen gods what if he remembers the memories of godhood but passed on No powers and those who power what if they are last breed of godhood a weak power that is them because if god lost his power where would it go to some stronger and no memory because they did receive that as a dominate Gean like who have and power where weak like fore fathers with out followers
these are theories made by belief of others that there are gods
but if where why till now have they not said a word
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